I live in a shared house with other working professionals, and one of them has 5 crotch spawn with 3 different women, because he basically can't keep it in his pants long enough to not have children. One of his exes is over right now with his youngest child (2), visiting him just before christmas. I was just cooking my evening meal and preparing food for tomorrow when she walked in with a full diaper that the child had just filled with excrement, and went "oh, can you smell that? She just filled her fresh diaper, even though I knew she was going to shit soon". Christ on a cracker woman, my sandwich from earlier almost made an appearance to say hello. I thought to myself, I don't want to know the bowel movements of your crotch spawn whilst I'm cooking food! I just simply nodded, plated my food and retreated to my bedroom. As of right now, I can hear the little one screaming. Good thing I have a full crate of alcohol to numb the senses on this Christmas Eve!
Submitted December 24, 2016 at 01:01PM by Pellster911 http://ift.tt/2irp9kX
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