You know those weird rules you have to follow no matter what? For me it's leaving the bathroom lights on all night and not cooking while someone else does (amongst others)
The cooking thing is funny when my grandma and I are peacefully cooking our own stuff and she enters the room, screaming at each of us how annoying we are, how much space I am taking over my grandma and that I should have some respect and wait for her to finish. We both ignore her and she usually has to leave after threatening us for "forming an alliance against her". This also applies if I happen to go to the kitchen after she arrives from work, but then "I'm only eating to upset her"
I also like to open my window at night so I can smoke in peace without stenching the room, she is very paranoid about people spying on me and breaking into the house and stealing her money. Lately she's been under stress and every time I come home and open the window she starts to give me her sermon about how I am only doing this to defy her, to annoy her, that I actually hate having the window open and that "I'll see" to which I responded "See what? Is that a threat?" "Yes." "What are you going to do?" "I don't know, but I'll find a way to fuck you up and make you close it".
At first all I felt was rage, but knowing she can do little to make my life worse I started laughing, it's funny how when you put these conversations into perspective she just seems to me a very ridiculous paranoid woman who is trying to scare me like when I was 6 but since it doesn't work anymore she just sounds incredibly mean and stupid.
Submitted December 31, 2016 at 06:15AM by palookapun http://ift.tt/2inTUIM
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