TIFU by being too high

This happened about 15 minutes ago, though my self-clock may be off...

After a long day at school, and having this day off at work, I decided to unwind with one my 21st birthday gifts. WHAT GIFT?! Why some scrumptious homemade oatmeal cookies from my dad of course!

Did I mention they were filled with copious amounts of weed?

Well, last weekend I decided to take 1/4 of one of the cookies, having kept in mind my dad warning me about their potency, and did not feel a thing for three plus hours. So tonight I decide to test out half a cookie. (I RARELY smoke)

No later than 30 minutes into the Bachelor do I notice my increased heart rate, achy teeth, and dry mouth.

Now this leads us to my TIFU...

I decide to eat a bagel with cream-cheese (because yum cheese) so I put it in the toaster and go to my room to grab my computer. Within the minute and a half it took me to grab my computer, I had already forgotten what it was I was cooking. ALL I COULD REMEMBER WAS HOW HUNGRY I WAS AND HOW MUCH I WANTED WHATEVER IT WAS I WAS COOKING. This is when I stand in front of the microwave for 10 minutes waiting for my bagel to be done heating in the waves-of-micro before I realize the toaster popped.

My sad, lonely bagel waiting to be consumed... all alone... body heat slowly depleting to room temperature... believing I had abandoned it.

And I know to some of you this seems like a very minor TIFU, but for me it was a scene out of a horror film.

TL;DR Ate edible, delayed in eating lonely bagel

Submitted March 01, 2017 at 02:48AM by RighteousCumquat http://ift.tt/2lV9KMo

Camping challenge - no cooking allowed

Hello all! I am heading to a music festival over Labour day weekend that will be 5 days in total. There will of course be food vendors however as a coeliac I am wary of cross contamination making me ill and want to keep them as a last result.

I'm trying to put together a shopping list of keto foods however am unmotivated by it so far and need suggestions of foods I can take to keep me sustained without the need to reheat (cookers are banned). So far I have;

Pork rinds, Quest bars, Body science protein balls, Salami (will only last 2 days in esky by my guess), Beans (or snow peas, ditto above), Peanut butter

I don't eat tuna so thats out. Any suggestions welcome!

Edit: sorry about shitty formatting, on mobile!

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