This happened about 15 minutes ago, though my self-clock may be off...
After a long day at school, and having this day off at work, I decided to unwind with one my 21st birthday gifts. WHAT GIFT?! Why some scrumptious homemade oatmeal cookies from my dad of course!
Did I mention they were filled with copious amounts of weed?
Well, last weekend I decided to take 1/4 of one of the cookies, having kept in mind my dad warning me about their potency, and did not feel a thing for three plus hours. So tonight I decide to test out half a cookie. (I RARELY smoke)
No later than 30 minutes into the Bachelor do I notice my increased heart rate, achy teeth, and dry mouth.
Now this leads us to my TIFU...
I decide to eat a bagel with cream-cheese (because yum cheese) so I put it in the toaster and go to my room to grab my computer. Within the minute and a half it took me to grab my computer, I had already forgotten what it was I was cooking. ALL I COULD REMEMBER WAS HOW HUNGRY I WAS AND HOW MUCH I WANTED WHATEVER IT WAS I WAS COOKING. This is when I stand in front of the microwave for 10 minutes waiting for my bagel to be done heating in the waves-of-micro before I realize the toaster popped.
My sad, lonely bagel waiting to be consumed... all alone... body heat slowly depleting to room temperature... believing I had abandoned it.
And I know to some of you this seems like a very minor TIFU, but for me it was a scene out of a horror film.
TL;DR Ate edible, delayed in eating lonely bagel
Submitted March 01, 2017 at 02:48AM by RighteousCumquat http://ift.tt/2lV9KMo
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