Wednesday, March 1, 2017
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Tokyo - 4 Nights
Day 1 - July 12th
* Arrive in Tokyo
* Take JR Narita Express (NEX) from Narita Airport to Tokyo Station (53 min)
* Check into hotel
* Try not to die because of Jet lag
* Rest/Explore for evening
Day 2 - July 13th
* Akihabara
* Explore/shop
Day 3 - July 14th
* Asakusa
10 minute walk/train to Kappabashi
* Kappabashi (Kamata open until 6pm)
20 minute train/30 minute walk to Ueno
* Ueno Park (Places here open until roughly 4-6pm)
40 minute train to Roppongi
* Roppongi Hills Mori Tower (Open until 9pm)
* Mori Art Museum (Open until 10pm, $19)
* Observation Deck (Open until 11pm, $21)
* Shopping/Food
Day 4 - July 15th
* Shibuya
Walk 20 minutes, or take 12 minute train to Harajuku
* Harajuku
Walk 12 minutes to Meiji Shrine
* Meiji Shrine (Open 24 hours, Treasure House Open until 4pm, $6) and Omotesando
Walk 10 minutes to Yoyogi Park
* Yoyogi Park (Open 24 hours, free)
* Return to hotel after Yoyogi
* Shinjuku (nightlife – if have time)
Go to Kyoto in morning.
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(1hr 40 min train ride from Tokyo, take Shinkansen Hikari trains, covered by JR Pass. From Tokyo Station or Shinagawa Station.)
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Kyoto - 3 Nights
Day 5 - July 16th
* Kyoto Imperial Palace (Arrive 45 minutes before the tour you want to join. Open until 5pm, Free)
30 minute bus ride to Kinkakuji
* Kinkakuji (Open until 5pm, $5)
Day 6 – July 17th * Gion Matsuri, Yamaboko Junko (Starts from Yasaka Shrine)(Starts at 6pm) Image
Day 7 – July 18th
* Tea Ceremony Room Juan (1hr lesson, earliest is 11am, $57.45)
30 minute train ride to Kokedera
* Kokedera (Requires reservation, $35)
One hour, 13min train to Kiyomizudera
* Kiyomizudera (Open until 6pm, $5)
35 minute train ride to Fushimi Inari
* Fushimi Inari Shrine (Open 24 hours, Free)
Leave for Nara in morning.
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(45 minute train, JR Nara Line Express (Kaisoku) to get to Nara)
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Nara - 1 Night
Day 8 – July 19th
* Todaiji Temple (Open until 5:30pm, $6)
10 minute walk to Nara Park
* Nara Park (Open 24 hours, Free)
14 minute walk to Kofukuji Temple
* Kofukuji Temple (Open until 5:00pm, $3.5)
7 minute walk to Nara National Museum
* Nara National Museum (Open until 5:00pm, $6)
Leave for Mt. Koya in morning.
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(1.4 hour train from JR Nara Station to Hashimoto Station, on JR Rail Wakayama Line)
(transfer to Nankai Railway at Hashimoto Station and go to Gokurakubashi, 45 minute train)
(take cable car to climb mountain, take bus to the town center)
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Mt. Koya (Koyasan) - 1 Night
Day 9 – July 20th
*Arrive and check in luggage with monks if too early to check in
*Explore for the day
*Return to temple for dinner
*Wake up extremely early (6am) to see rituals
Leave for Osaka in morning.
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(3 hour travel time to Osaka, similar process from Nara to Koyasan)
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Osaka - 1 Night
Day 10 – July 21st
* Sumiyoshi Taisha Shrine (Open until 5pm, Free)
30 minute train to Nishikujo Station (to go to Sushi Cooking)
* Sushi Cooking Class in Osaka (4pm, 2.5 hours long)
14 minute train to Dotonbori
* Dotonbori (shopping)
Leave for Hakone in morning.
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(To get to current Hakone hotel, arrive at Tonosawa Station, a little bit after Hakone-Yumoto Station. Takes 3.5 hours.)
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Hakone - 1 Night
Day 11 – July 22nd
* Stay for the night
Leave for Tokyo in morning.
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(??? No idea how to get back to Tokyo...)
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Tokyo - 3 Nights (Final Stop)
Day 12 – July 23rd
* Tokyo National Museum (Open until 5pm, $7)
12 minute walk to Toshogu
* Toshogu Shrine (Open until 4:30pm, Free (Inner Shrine, $6. Garden, $7)) Shopping/whatever
Day 13 – July 24th
* Explore/shopping/whatever?
* Studio Ghibli Museum
Day 14 – July 25th
Explore/shopping/whatever??
Day 15 – July 26th
* (DEPARTURE)
Submitted March 01, 2017 at 03:22AM by Sulf1 http://ift.tt/2lVfWUV
[F4M] Her Dark Fantasies (BDSM, Group Sex, Enslavement)
Summary: A Girl Confesses her Slave-Girl Fantasy to a male friend. He borrows a friend’s cabin and they go up there for the weekend. He promises her a dirty slave-girl weekend. But then he brings “friends” and soon she’s cooking, cleaning, and fucking all of them. Monday rolls around, but the slave game doesn’t end. They bring in another girl; at least now she has help.
Her Fantasies
Doesn’t every girl have slave-girl slut fantasies? I’ve always considered myself a feminist. I’m smart, sharp, and going to college. I’d tell a guy to fuck off if he treated me like guys do in my fantasies. I hate myself sometimes, because of how degraded and stupid my masochistic fantasies make me feel. Why do I ache and dream about being abused and molested and violated? I tried to resist them, really. But one day, I finally decided to give in and get it out of my system.
Most guys wouldn’t do what I really wanted. You know that old clichΓ© about making a kid smoke cigarettes until their sick of them and never want another cigarette in my life? I needed a guy who from Friday afternoon until Monday morning would degrade and humiliated me, fuck me silly, until I never wanted to hear the word slave again.
I knew one guy I could trust. He wouldn’t kill me or dump me in a ditch. But I had no doubt that when Monday morning rolled around, I’d feel stripped of anything but my basic nature as a body designed to pleasure men, an obedient little fuck doll for his use.
Kinks and Limits
No ageplay or scat. I don’t need any extreme kinks, but I’m also kink-flexible in the context of this story.
Writing Style
First or Third Person is fine. A couple of paragraphs is fine for a post, but I can go with longer or a little bit shorter. Decent, but not great grammar is nice.
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Submitted March 01, 2017 at 03:25AM by Shared-Slut http://ift.tt/2lSj8SU
TIFU by being too high
This happened about 15 minutes ago, though my self-clock may be off...
After a long day at school, and having this day off at work, I decided to unwind with one my 21st birthday gifts. WHAT GIFT?! Why some scrumptious homemade oatmeal cookies from my dad of course!
Did I mention they were filled with copious amounts of weed?
Well, last weekend I decided to take 1/4 of one of the cookies, having kept in mind my dad warning me about their potency, and did not feel a thing for three plus hours. So tonight I decide to test out half a cookie. (I RARELY smoke)
No later than 30 minutes into the Bachelor do I notice my increased heart rate, achy teeth, and dry mouth.
Now this leads us to my TIFU...
I decide to eat a bagel with cream-cheese (because yum cheese) so I put it in the toaster and go to my room to grab my computer. Within the minute and a half it took me to grab my computer, I had already forgotten what it was I was cooking. ALL I COULD REMEMBER WAS HOW HUNGRY I WAS AND HOW MUCH I WANTED WHATEVER IT WAS I WAS COOKING. This is when I stand in front of the microwave for 10 minutes waiting for my bagel to be done heating in the waves-of-micro before I realize the toaster popped.
My sad, lonely bagel waiting to be consumed... all alone... body heat slowly depleting to room temperature... believing I had abandoned it.
And I know to some of you this seems like a very minor TIFU, but for me it was a scene out of a horror film.
TL;DR Ate edible, delayed in eating lonely bagel
Submitted March 01, 2017 at 02:48AM by RighteousCumquat http://ift.tt/2lV9KMo
Camping challenge - no cooking allowed
Hello all! I am heading to a music festival over Labour day weekend that will be 5 days in total. There will of course be food vendors however as a coeliac I am wary of cross contamination making me ill and want to keep them as a last result.
I'm trying to put together a shopping list of keto foods however am unmotivated by it so far and need suggestions of foods I can take to keep me sustained without the need to reheat (cookers are banned). So far I have;
Pork rinds, Quest bars, Body science protein balls, Salami (will only last 2 days in esky by my guess), Beans (or snow peas, ditto above), Peanut butter
I don't eat tuna so thats out. Any suggestions welcome!
Edit: sorry about shitty formatting, on mobile!
Submitted March 01, 2017 at 02:50AM by littlestustu http://ift.tt/2lSdArs
23 [M4F] California - My lady luck is still somewhere, but I don't know who...
I've meet some amazing people on here, but they weren't near me, but I wish that they do find who they are looking for! So what I mean in my title is that I hope to find my SO who I don't know, but she is mysterious and amazing for sure. I want to support her through difficult times as well as she does for me, being there with humor to shine a smile on my face. She'll be there for me when I need to say what's bothering me and just cuddle up. I'm an honest guy with a sarcastic sense of humor. I love to just talk about interesting things or food that had me go back for more. I have an optimistic outlook on life, even though I have depression, it's conflicting sometimes. I like to try my hand at cooking or baking, not at an expert level, but simple dishes to be made. I have an open mind to try anything as long as it's agreed upon first beforehand. What she'll have is personality, humor of all kinds (weird or dark is included), likes to exercise when able, 420 friendly (now I didn't smoke before because I don't have a trustworthy mate to walk me through it), loves animals ( mostly dogs more), watching movies together that she recommended. Just importantly wants me around to be there for her. I live in southern California, that narrows it down, but it's still pretty large. So if you think that I'm the one for you to cuddle with during days off when you need to relax from being stressed out from the world then PM me =) So couple topics to talk about are anime, desserts, which super hero movie is your favorite, why don't I drive, interesting YouTube videos randomly found, and that's just the top off of my head. Thank you for taking the time to read and I hope that you have a wonderful day =)
Submitted March 01, 2017 at 02:58AM by DarkChevalier http://ift.tt/2lVfANQ