The Vader scene was pretty cool where he kills the rebels, but it could've been better.
Flaw #1:
I think he should've shishkabobbed a rebel early on with the lightsaber to cook him, then removed his helmet and begin eating the still cooking rebel off of the lightsaber and then continue with the brutality.
Flaw #2:
It was too merciful that Vader cut the guy in half that he smashed into the ceiling. He should've left the guy in the ceiling to starve to death, or bleed out or whatever. Ceiling Guy was still alive when Vader pulled him down and cut him in half, since he screamed when he was cut down.
Flaw #3:
Not enough necrophilia.
Flaw#4:
Vader never goes after Raddus. You think cooking a rebel is badass? How about making some fried Mon Calamari? Imagine how good that would taste. Really, how much pleasure does Vader really have in his life anymore? At the very least, he deserves to have a good meal, and I'm sure Raddus would be an equally succulent meal as the rebel that he should have spitroasted.
Flaw #5:
It would be pretty hot if Vader got naked and masturbated over the corpses of all of the rebels that he murdered. Especially if it showed a cum shot and a close-up of his mangled and hopefully charred penis.
Flaw #6:
Vader kind of just stands there like a bitch at the end as the Tantive IV gets away. If he's such a badass, why doesn't he just pull it back with the force? Then he could eat, kill, and jack off over even more corpses, and he could even get it on with Threepio and R2-D2. Think about how many holes that droids must have in them. R2-D2's pleasure dome could have been a bright spot in Vader's sad life.
Overall, a pretty good scene as it was, but I hope my suggestions make it into the special edition.
Submitted December 31, 2016 at 04:00AM by DrCocktorPHD http://ift.tt/2iOWciN
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