Hey Backstage! /u/GoodGirl1980 and I were discussing Bellinis earlier today and it inspired me to write up a questionnaire about food, drink, and cooking. Of course, I had to include some sexy questions about food, drink, and cooking as well!
I know there are two dozen questions, but hopefully the questionnaire doesn't take too long to answer. I look forward to getting hungry from reading/listening to your responses!
General questions:
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Starting off with the most basic and predicable of questions, what is your favorite food and your favorite thing to drink, alcoholic or otherwise?
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Conversely, what is your least favorite food? Something you have put in your mouth and immediately regretted doing so.
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What is your favorite cuisine and why? Does your favorite food belong to it?
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Oh no! After a traumatic brain injury, your tongue can only detect one of main tastes (sweet, sour, bitter, salty, or umami). Which sense of taste do you hope remains? (Keep in mind that spicy is technically a sensation, not as taste.)
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What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten (by your personal standards) and where did you eat it?
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When it comes to food, what is your guilty pleasure?
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What is the most indulgent, sumptuous or otherwise extravagant dish or meal you've ever eaten? Was it for a special occasion?
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In a typical day, how many meals to you eat? Do you snack throughout the day?
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Would you rather have dinner for breakfast, or breakfast for dinner?
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When you've just had a super shitty day, what is the one comfort food that will always lift your mood?
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Do you have any dietary restrictions, be they for medical, ethical, religious, or economic reasons?
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Can you cook well? If not, would you like to be able to? If you can, is there anything you'd like to be able to do better?
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If you can cook, who/what taught you? Parents, siblings, books, videos/TV, self taught?
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What is your favorite food to make?
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What meal is a staple in your household?
Sexy questions:
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You're making dinner to impress a lady/guy for a date, hoping that they'll stay the night. What do you cook?
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Assuming the date goes well, what would you make for your date the morning after?
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Similarly, have you ever thought about seducing someone by cooking for them completely naked, or wearing nothing but an apron? Would this approach work on you?
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Which is better: sex in the bedroom or sex in the kitchen?
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Have you ever tried an aphrodisiac (like oysters, honey, chocolate, watermelon, etc) to see if it actually worked? Did it?
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Have you ever used a cooking oil (coconut, olive, butter, etc.) as a "personal lubricant"? How did it go?
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Have you ever used food in a sexual encounter? Licking chocolate, honey, or whipped cream off a partner; using a phallic food to masturbate; doing body shots; eating sushi off a naked body...
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If you could date the personification of any food, what food would you date (and by extension, possibly fuck)?
I'm also stealing a question posted by /u/lottiesqueaks on her Sex and Food Questionnaire a couple years ago, simply because I love it!
- Name a sex act and a food item that...
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you wish you'd tried sooner.
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you tried once and never would again.
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you can't live without.
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makes you feel all warm and fuzzy and happy when you're done.
Submitted February 28, 2017 at 04:48PM by para_bailar_la_bamba http://ift.tt/2mb0uXk
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