Tuesday, January 31, 2017

32 [M4F][worldwide] Sarcastically sweet smart ass seeking smart new chat friends who can find the hidden message in this post.

I've never been good at these things, so instead here's a collection of random facts about me!

  • Pizza is pretty much my favorite food in so many of it's possible variations.

  • My favorite tv show is most likely The X-Files.

  • Most days I get to leave work early because I almost never socialize with my coworkers.

  • Everyday I walk four to five miles.

  • Young adults sometimes confuse me when it comes to slang. I'll often not know what they're talking about and feel like I'm getting old.

  • Overall I can't stand any "fancy" coffee drinks. There's a point where it stops being coffee and is just a milkshake.

  • Usually I'm a black coffee kind of guy but when tea is my only option I prefer a white/green fusion.

  • Really rude and pretentious people bug the hell out of me, but I've learned to deal with that through years of exposure to them at work.

  • Some of the things I enjoy most are cooking, hiking, binging on Netflix, and good conversation.

  • When I'm bored out in public I'll watch people and make up all sorts of different stories about them in my mind.

  • I love cooking. My specialty is big savory breakfasts and tasty comfort foods.

  • Movies are really important to me and I can be a bit of a snob. I won't be rude about my opinions but I will still recommend things I think are good if you haven't seen them.

  • Star Trek has been shit since the end of Deep Space Nine in my opinion. I really don't like the Abrams reboots at all but I do enjoy what he's done with Star Wars.

  • Upwards of three times a day I will curse my office mates quietly under my breath.

  • I have been involved in BDSM for more than ten years now. I really enjoy it and realize it's not for everyone. We don't have to talk about it but I think that's a fun fact about me.

  • To fall asleep at night I'll put on an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on youtube. Mike over Joel all day long!

  • Personally I enjoy plenty of metal bands but can't stand many of their fans.

  • I'm a recovering alcoholic. I've had a few slips but I prefer sobriety over drinking most of the time.

  • Consistency is key for me. I've had the same routine every morning since I got divorced and if I skip any part of it I feel weird all day.

  • Satire is my favorite form of comedy. I'll always enjoy a good satire even if it's satirizing something I like.

So yeah, there's some random facts about me and if you think I'm interesting then drop me a line.

Oh, if you picked out the hidden message then go ahead and follow through with it!



Submitted January 31, 2017 at 07:31PM by PM_me_ur_swimsuit http://ift.tt/2jSRjWV

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