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All of this happend about 4 years ago when we first moved in together. We knew each other from highschool, had just started uni and were pretty good friends.
Me: f, 18 back then. About 1.68, 75kg.
NerdGuy: m, 20, about 1.90 and super thin.
HammyGuy: m. 20, probably 1.70 and 120kg. Normally not as hammy as in this tale
We had decided to buy our food together and split the bill eavenly. This had worked out pretty well during the first few weeks with us cooking together sometimes and sharing the food equally, but it all fell apart when HammyGuy decided to loose weight and go on a diet.
He told us beforehand that he'd go on a diet and we were like, 'sure. good luck, bro'.
When we went to buy groceries a few days later HammyGuy grabbed more meat than usual. Most of it was heavily marinated bbq stuff and similar things. Since nothing had changed, I assumed that he'd either cut down on calories or had forgotten about the diet thing. Not my problem, so I really didn't care. Once again we split the bill. It was little more expensive than usual, but we didn't really care since everything was communal.
A few days later HammyGuy wasn't home and one of us - I don't remember who it was - wanted to make himself dinner. For that he used some meat from the fridge. No problem, since all of us had chipped in for it, right?
No. HammyGuy goes on a rant the next day about someone taking his meat.
The fuck?
He proceedes to tell us that he needs it for his diet, so no touchy. He also tells us that his diet is supposed to contain only meat.
What.
NerdGuy and I both give him wtf looks before we go 'fuck that' and tell him to pay for that shit himself. The diet didn't last very long after that.
4 years later he hasn't lost a pound. Instead he probably gained a few.
Submitted March 09, 2017 at 09:20AM by FightsforRamen http://ift.tt/2m6zzsv
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