So we were over at Sengas cooking her christmas dinner. I noticed a christmas card from the guy she has hanging around. Now they are not affectionate whatsoever, infront of us. Ive never seen them make any sort of bodily contact, no hugs, handholding, brushing past one another, nothing.
The card said "To my beautiful Girlfriend at Christmas" and inside was a little printed message about being the happiest ever for being with her, the usual type of thing. The BF had signed it just with "All the best for christmas and the new year, BF".
We asked Senga about it, just "I noticed your christmas card from BF"
"Aye, he hinks hes mah boyfriend Scoff but he kin hink whit he wahnts", said in the most "hes so silly, itsnt it funny but not taking the mick" type voice. It was like a cutesy voice youd use to tease a younger sibling that their "mate" is actually their "booooyyyyyy frieeeeeeeend"
Anyway, he gave her £50 in the card. Shes chuffed cause money.
He came over.
Sitting in silence and she says to him, "Thanks very much fur the caird BF. Its lovely, whits aw written inside an oan the front there"
"Aye the boy tried tae help me but ah telt him ah ken whit a wahnt. Ah read a few afore a saw that yin an said tae masel thats the wan there"
Im sitting on the other end of the sofa, hes on the far side and Senga is across from us, DH is standing in the kitchen doorway and Im just squealing inside from the awkward as fuck tension in the room and the unsaid meaning behind what they have said to one another. Its like the Scottish geriatric equivilent of asking to "go steady".
I kept looking at DH and back at them whilst I was knitting (Im knitting DH a scarf, shut up, knittings cool) furiously at the tension. DH is trying not to laugh and no one said anything for about 3 mins. Just dead silence.
You guys I had to work so hard to not say something about "when you popping the q then BF?" Hes literally been following her about for around 5 years and shes avoided him like the plague but went on about "lovely big bf" who would "treat her right" (but then we all know that would mean no longer being "all alone and wae nothing" so cant let that happen!
I broke the silence by telling DH the meat would be done and conversation moved on. I ran out of wool and didnt have another ball with me so that distraction was gone. We left shortly after.
I dont think she gave him anything for christmas.
Submitted December 24, 2016 at 06:09PM by ltracey42284 http://ift.tt/2i6m2Cf
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