This actually happened last night. I decided a few weeks ago to throw a small christmas party for my close friends. I spent 2 days cooking and cleaning to get everything ready. My friends show up as they get off of work. Everything is going great. We'll my one friend, let's call her Janet, decided after showing up that she wants to bring her dog over to play with mine. This is where I fucked up. I knew the dog had some issues but my pup loves other dogs. So I said sure. Everything goes fine at first, my dog and her dog are having a blast playing and just being adorable. Suddenly as if someone turned on a hose I hear a steady stream of water running. Turning around I see my friends not just marking but full on pissing on my carpet. She grabs him and pulls him over to the kitchen so he can finnish going on the vinal. Thank god I have a Little Green Machine. For those who don't know it's a small carpet steam cleaner. One of the best 80 bucks I've spent. So I start steaming the spot on the carpet while m friend works to clean the vinal. The other six fried are just standing around trying to act like this want the worst party ever. As I finnish steam cleaning I hear someone call my name. I look up and the dog as proceeded to shit in three different spots in my living room. Luckely I have the team cleaner already going. I clean it up and Janet runs her dog home. My friends were all real good sports and stuck around turning the wierd night into a descent one with a wierd story to tell.
TLDR: I let my friend bring her dog to the christmas party. Dog pees and then poops in my appartment. Steam cleaner saves the day. Somehow party is t ruined.
Submitted December 18, 2016 at 10:44AM by iamslagma http://ift.tt/2gPbdQh
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